Policies 'n' Totally like Straayan stuff, ya know?!

 

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Australian Raving Loony Party

Passion.Eloquence.Panache.

Imagination. Articulation. Manifestation.

You know it makes sense.

 

PRESENTS:

 

'A MIGHTY WIND.'

"WELL...DON’T JUST STAND THERE !!  LET ‘ER RIP..... !!!”

 

ARLP POLICIES

The Evolving Middle Path.

-Fight everyday to keep mediocrity at bay.

It all starts with.....Imagination. Communication. Creation.

-Speak from the heart. Tell your truth.

-Get to the friggin’ point with eloquence, conviction and panache.

-Not many people know how to truly listen. Learn to listen.

-May as well Be Yourself. Everyone else is taken.

-Eloquence pops up in the strangest places. Take it where you find it.

-All squawks are equal but some are more equal than others.

-Sraaaya needs a National Niceness Day.!!!

https://www.theage.com.au/business/small-business/high-cost-of-loneliness-in-the-gig-economy-20200204-p53xpf.html

-Take immediate steps to remove phony, smart-arse ' Snowball the Dancing Cockatoo' from the internet. (Cocky 'Captain's Call' Directive,)

https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2019/jul/08/scientists-discover-snowball-the-cockatoo-has-16-distinct-dance-moves-video 

-Establish a 'Straaayan Bill of Rights' to enshrine Freedom of Speech which gives even the worst of nutters/wankers Enough Rope to have a squawk.

 Spend Biiiiiillions now !..... on early education/health care for all !! .....and save Triiiiillions later !!!... on broken systems, minds, bodies and spirits !!!!!  Like..... derrr !!!!

-Immediately make Upside/Down Thinking compulsory in schools to better help students prepare for the now unimagineable workforce of the Near Future.

-Every problem is an opportunity in disguise.

 We're all in this together. in this challenging Third Age Transition to new industries and economies of scale..

ENSURE.

NO. WORKER. WILL. BE. LEFT. BEHIND.

https://reneweconomy.com.au/yallourn-could-be-replaced-with-renewables-and-batteries-by-2023-says-report-71483/

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-10-30/electric-cars-set-to-bring-500-jobs-to-latrobe-valley/10448344

ARLP

-Ted Talks meets Toastmasters. On steroids.

-Not a Whinge-a-thon. 

-Not the Usual Suspects.

-Re-arranging your head.

-Eloquence without borders.

  -Ring them bells. Rattle them cages.

-Shaking down those Higher Angels.

- Life. A matter of perspective.

-Set yourself free.

-The Spoken Word. The Art of Listening.

-Stepping out of them comfort zones.

 

 

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What Straaaya used to be......laugh, shake yer head..
 
...and weep..
 
...at the loss of this Vanished World...
 
......before Micromanaging....Perfect Teeth....and Political Fucking Correctness...
 
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